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one here but us old white people.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-12T18:03:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2012/07/27/is-there-any-place-advertising-shouldnt-go/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/128569631_nike.jpg</image:loc><image:title>128569631_nike</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-27T18:22:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2012/06/26/these-are-gone-im-still-here/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-03T15:03:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2012/05/24/854/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/makerbot11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>makerBot1</image:title><image:caption>Silly wabbit. Virtual is so 2012.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/makerbot1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>makerBot1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/electrician11.gif</image:loc><image:title>Electrician11</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/carpenter_1_lg.gif</image:loc><image:title>carpenter_1_lg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-31T14:13:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2012/05/21/a-tale-of-two-spokespeople/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/screen-shot-2012-05-21-at-1-09-00-pm2.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2012-05-21 at 1.09.00 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/screen-shot-2012-05-21-at-1-09-00-pm1.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2012-05-21 at 1.09.00 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/john_slattery_john_slatter_mkz_christmas_lincoln_commercial1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>John_Slattery_John_Slatter_MKZ_Christmas_Lincoln_Commercial</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/screen-shot-2012-05-21-at-1-09-00-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2012-05-21 at 1.09.00 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/john_slattery_john_slatter_mkz_christmas_lincoln_commercial.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>John_Slattery_John_Slatter_MKZ_Christmas_Lincoln_Commercial</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-22T19:37:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2012/05/04/quyaeda-gram-jihadify/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-04T19:55:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2012/04/06/teamwork-more-like-reamwork/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/636_cock_fighting_ap_file.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>636_cock_fighting_AP_file</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-06T15:23:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2012/03/26/welcome-to-the-machine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/where-mad-men-characters-left-off-h815d74k-x-large.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Where-Mad-Men-characters-left-off-H815D74K-x-large</image:title><image:caption>Thanks for the support, asshole.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-26T20:14:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2012/03/19/maybe-if-you-play-with-the-rabbit-ears-it-will-get-better/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/300-walkingdead-lc.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>300.walkingdead.lc</image:title><image:caption>Ask your doctor if Cymbalta is right for you.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-19T18:23:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2012/03/01/just-when-you-thought-it-was-safe-to-work-on-pg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/screen-shot-2012-03-01-at-1-44-52-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2012-03-01 at 1.44.52 PM</image:title><image:caption>Four down. Only 23 to go!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-01T18:48:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2012/02/18/sharing-is-work/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/sisyphus1.png</image:loc><image:title>Sisyphus</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/sisyphus.png</image:loc><image:title>Sisyphus</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-18T02:37:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2012/02/07/skechers-saw-how-it-would-end-and-it-wasnt-even-halftime/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/58316343_mltamfsbxlvitdv12.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>_58316343_mltamfsbxlvitdv1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/58316343_mltamfsbxlvitdv11.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>_58316343_mltamfsbxlvitdv1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/screen-shot-2012-02-07-at-4-18-09-pm2.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2012-02-07 at 4.18.09 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/screen-shot-2012-02-07-at-4-18-09-pm1.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2012-02-07 at 4.18.09 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/58316343_mltamfsbxlvitdv1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>_58316343_mltamfsbxlvitdv1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/bradshaw-falls-sb45.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Super Bowl XLVI</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/screen-shot-2012-02-07-at-4-18-09-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2012-02-07 at 4.18.09 PM</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-10T21:29:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2012/02/07/what-the-10021-thought-about-the-super-bowl-ads/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/park-avenue.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Park-avenue</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-07T17:01:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2012/02/05/apple-iphone-4s-day-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/apple-motel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>apple motel</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/il_fullxfull-11.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>il_fullxfull-1</image:title><image:caption>With machined aluminum billet buttons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/il_fullxfull-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>il_fullxfull-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/il_fullxfull.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>il_fullxfull</image:title><image:caption>All walnut all the time</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-10T23:33:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2012/01/17/stop-trying-to-make-egg-mcmuffin-happen/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-10T14:35:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2012/01/04/679/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-04-at-3-59-39-pm2.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2012-01-04 at 3.59.39 PM</image:title><image:caption>Seems to be lacking a tab for "hateful diatribes."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-04-at-4-13-13-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2012-01-04 at 4.13.13 PM</image:title><image:caption>I like the "Stay up to date with Michele" part.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-04-at-3-59-39-pm1.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2012-01-04 at 3.59.39 PM</image:title><image:caption>Seems to be lacking a tab for hateful diatribes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-04-at-3-55-28-pm1.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2012-01-04 at 3.55.28 PM</image:title><image:caption>You can surf the site. You just can't buy the car.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-04-at-3-54-06-pm1.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2012-01-04 at 3.54.06 PM</image:title><image:caption>They pulled the product in 6 weeks. The page endures.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-04-at-3-56-39-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2012-01-04 at 3.56.39 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-04-at-3-59-39-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2012-01-04 at 3.59.39 PM</image:title><image:caption>Yo, Johnny: where's the tab for Holocaust denial?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-04-at-3-55-28-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2012-01-04 at 3.55.28 PM</image:title><image:caption>You can surf it. You just can't buy it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-04-at-3-54-06-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen shot 2012-01-04 at 3.54.06 PM</image:title><image:caption>HP's answer to the iPad. 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Now get out.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/smalll_iaaw.png</image:loc><image:title>You were great. Now get out.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2007/08/08/in-case-you-were-considering-a-career-in-advertising/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/g8protest_cp_80107851.jpg</image:loc><image:title>In case you were considering a career in advertising...</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/g8protest_cp_8010785.jpg</image:loc><image:title>In case you were considering a career in advertising...</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2007/07/03/the-other-28-and-a-half-seconds-were-just-copy-mandatories-anyway/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/33817782.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The other 28 and a half 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32% less bad.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/jk1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Guaranteed 32% less bad.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2010/09/06/accidental-truth-in-advertising/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/vw_thinksmall-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Accidental truth in advertising.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/vw_thinksmall-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Accidental truth in advertising.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/706874411_142e676cab.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Accidental truth in 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gorilla</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/090209j.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The real 800-lb. gorilla</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/090209g.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The real 800-lb. gorilla</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2011/02/10/the-bachman-effect/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/tide2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>The Bachman Effect.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/tide1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>The Bachman Effect.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/tide.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>The Bachman 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are the End Times.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2006/12/04/arts-and-crafts/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2007/01/22/age-and-advertising-part-two/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2006/09/12/september-12th/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2006/12/13/what-i-learned-from-the-2006-ca-advertising-annual/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2007/04/19/sloppy-seconds/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/j0087200.gif</image:loc><image:title>Sloppy 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out.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2007/02/14/dogs-rule-bmws-suck/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2007/02/06/super-bowl-bench-warmers/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2007/04/16/its-about-the-work-pause-not/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2007/04/24/oh-the-humanity/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/hu_girl_arm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oh, the humanity!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2007/04/19/one-stand-up-guy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/kifmtoysallmattel_wizard_of_oz_porcelain_winged_monkey1-resized200.jpg</image:loc><image:title>One stand-up guy.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2007/05/02/period-abuse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/travelers_logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Period abuse.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2007/09/22/freelance-envy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/7samurai.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Freelance Envy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2007/09/15/please-no-more/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/2861_image1_ri25-samwaterston.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Please, no more:</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2008/04/16/why-stock-photography-sucks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/whitepeople.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Why stock photography sucks.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2008/02/05/hank-seiden/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/hank27sbook.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hank Seiden</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2008/01/29/time-well-spent/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/wholeearthcatalog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Time well spent</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2008/01/02/totally-authentic-bullshit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/pict0142.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Totally authentic bullshit.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2007/11/17/in-america-anyone-can-advertise-whenever-they-want/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/212932chjg_w.jpg</image:loc><image:title>In America, anyone can advertise whenever they want.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2007/10/13/brands-come-and-go-but-blade-runner-still-rocks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/124.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brands come and go, but "Blade Runner" still rocks.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2007/10/04/post-pitch/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2007/10/23/meeting-cute-in-the-obituary-column/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/ricearoni.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Meeting cute in the Obituary column</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2008/04/22/new-work-from-satan-beelzebub-partners/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/scudderad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>New work from Satan, Beelzebub &amp; Partners</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2008/03/09/here-wipe-your-ass-with-this-soft-white-golden-lab-puppy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/cottonpuppy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here--wipe your ass with this soft white Golden Lab puppy.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2008/07/24/being-the-client/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/divineservant.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Being the client.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2008/08/12/yes-we-cannes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/hotelmajesticbarrie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yes we Cannes!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/sb10068309r-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yes we Cannes!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2008/05/22/fumer-non-publicite-oui/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/cafetables.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fumer, non. Publicite, oui.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2008/05/30/slogans-that-dont-suck-2/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2008/08/01/words-matter-ask-any-fishmonger/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/75043909.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Words matter. Ask any fishmonger.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2008/06/09/reduce-re-use-recycle-or-just-shut-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/exxon_ad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Reduce. Re-use. Recycle. Or just shut up.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2008/07/16/makes-a-difference-doesnt-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/postcover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Makes a difference, doesn't it?</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2008/08/13/hats-off-and-bottoms-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/canadian_club.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hats off, and bottoms up.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2008/08/27/if-you-are-reading-this-post-instead-of-looking-up-at-the-sky-you-are-doing-something-wrong/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/teacher1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>If you are reading this post instead of looking up at the sky you are doing something wrong.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2008/09/03/location-location-location/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/0902081252a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Location, location, location</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2008/09/11/and-the-winner-in-the-non-traditional-media-category-is/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/20080911_nolipstick_250x375.jpg</image:loc><image:title>And the winner in the non-traditional media category is...</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2008/09/05/compared-to-what/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/mccain_obama.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Compared to what?</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2008/09/22/history-is-written-by-the-victors-and-reported-by-the-lazy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/sb10066272p-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>History is written by the victors. And reported by the lazy.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2008/09/23/get-me-re-write/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2008/10/01/thanks-wamu/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/picture1.png</image:loc><image:title>Thanks, WaMu!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2008/10/14/the-post-yom-kippur-financial-meltdown-possible-end-times-remorse-fest/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/sc-036-0109.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The post-Yom Kippur, financial meltdown, possible End Times Remorse-fest</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/1443417edante-s-inferno-posters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The post-Yom Kippur, financial meltdown, possible End Times Remorse-fest</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2009/03/06/advertising-is-a-contact-sport/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Advertising is a contact sport.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2008/11/21/who-are-you-going-to-believe-us-or-your-own-eyes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/citiad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Who are you going to believe--us or your own eyes?</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2009/01/08/ads-from-the-great-recession/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/1214.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ads from the Great Recession</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/outdoor_saving_security_sm.gif</image:loc><image:title>Ads from the Great Recession</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2008/12/09/i-hear-their-hooves-i-feel-their-hot-breath/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/holidaycard_08_front26inside.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I hear their hooves, I feel their hot breath.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2008/11/23/my-bumper-sticker-is-better-than-your-cannes-press-award-winning-headline/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2008/11/10/where-were-we-anyway/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2008/12/25/christmas-eve-2008/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/sb10066073fe-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Christmas Eve, 2008</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-21T23:50:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2008/12/11/how-not-to-be-right-for-the-times/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2009/02/12/show-the-work-first/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2009/04/13/speechless/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/6067-000301.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Speechless.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2009/01/22/an-annoying-annoying-annoying-way-way-to-way-to-edit/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2009/03/09/ads-of-the-great-recession-part-two/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/0227091312a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ads of the Great Recession, Part Two.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2009/03/05/my-fishmonger-is-better-than-your-agency-copywriter/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2009/04/15/heres-to-you-mr-bounce-it-by-billingsley/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/loiterer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's to you, Mr. Bounce-it-by-Billingsley!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2009/05/01/throwing-out-the-work/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/80112425.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Throwing out the work.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2009/05/21/adventures-in-media-continued/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/0520091508a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Adventures in media, continued.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2009/05/15/a-temporary-breach-in-the-firewall/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/picture1.png</image:loc><image:title>A temporary breach in the firewall.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2009/05/12/stimulate-this/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2009/10/01/where-the-wild-type-treatments-are/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/levis3_0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Where the wild type treatments are.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/childhood-obesity-psa-where-the-wild-things-are.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Where the wild type treatments are.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2009/10/28/getting-faced/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/shelley-duvall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Getting 'Faced.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/pukerc6.gif</image:loc><image:title>Getting 'Faced.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2009/10/15/a-challenging-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/flog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A challenging day.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2009/10/09/make-yourself-scarce/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/102359-surv_starbucks_larg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Make yourself scarce.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2009/10/06/bring-back-the-dead-guy-in-the-fedora/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/buickad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bring back the dead guy in the fedora.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2009/10/02/a-new-business-koan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/jealousy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A new-business koan.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2009/08/31/what-makes-an-ad-look-old/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2009/07/27/nothing-says-%e2%80%9cwe-care%e2%80%9d-like-a-good-%e2%84%a2-at-the-end/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2009/06/23/the-answer/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-10T20:30:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/2009/12/10/it-took-a-lying-evil-behemoth-to-get-me-to-blog-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://stephen-feinberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/att_scan_email.jpg</image:loc><image:title>It took a lying evil behemoth to get me to blog 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