Coen Brother Ethan, it turns out, is not just a stupidly great screenwriter, but a poet as well. And, being the ironic, self-aware dude he is, he refused to read his work aloud. So Bill Macy read for him. You can hear it in its entirety here. But here is the title and repeating lyric:
“The Drunken Driver has the right of way.”
Tell me that isn’t the best headline for any safety-themed car ad ever written.
Belly of the Beast 