Plink-plinky pseudo-Phillip Glass piano scores that are supposed to signal “thoughtful.”
Question-themed copy. Don’t ask me where I want to go, what I want to do, what my dreams are, what I’m working for.
Drawings layered onto photography meant to suggest “possibility.” Sprint: haven’t you seen the Microsoft spots?
Vodka commercials filmed on yachts not tied up in the marina. If you want to get drunk and be a danger to others on the water, get a Cigarette boat.